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  • Monday, November 9, 2020

Las Vegas - Would rather be watching Marie Osmond's BodyGym TV show than the UGLIEST Monday night matchup since, well, the Giants/Bucs last week. Of course, Marie is selling the product for like $79.95, and it includes a BodyGym Bar, a latex resistance band, a workout guide, a travel bag, a tape measure, and, two DVDs. Does ANYONE still have a DVD player??? Think I could handle most of those things with a little DIY, but that TRAVEL BAG is pretty sweet. Not getting any SWAG, or, any kickback from Marie for talking up her BodyGym. So, NO conflict of interest. Thinking about pulling the trigger and buying, because Marie is 61 years old and looks to be in PHENOMENAL SHAPE! Also praying to meet DONNY one day!!!

Okay, the game. New England opened at 7.5 and has jumped to 9.5, even 10 in some spots, on the news that Joe Flacco will replace Sam Darnold at QB. My first stop was the injury/Covid 19 report, and the list of Patriots players is STAGGERING! They list FIFTEEN guys as questionable and ELEVEN as out. That's TWENTY SIX, and who knows what will happen during the day leading up to the game. The New Yorkers don't have as many injuries, but they do have guys that flat out don't wanna be on the team. And they just found secret surveillance cameras in the team’s locker room at their New Jersey practice facility.
WHAT???

A Flacco/Cam Newton matchup mighta been something to watch back in 2015 when Superman won the MVP and led the Panthers to the Super Bowl. Or, in 2012 when Flacco and the Ravens beat the 49ers to win Super Bowl XLVII. Those days are LONG gone. Cam can barely lift his right arm over his shoulder and Joe hasn't won a game in OVER a year.

And if you saw this stat, the Patriots are 8-0 straight up and 5-3 against the spread vs. the Jets the last few years, THROW it in the GARBAGE! That was all TBT, or, Tom Brady Time. Yea, he's SO GREAT that he has his OWN TIME ZONE!!! New York is horrible, New England ain't much better, so, close the wallet and stretch with me and MARIE!!!

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