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Las Vegas - If you're not busy, and are in Vegas today, meet me on the red carpet at Jose Canseco’s Showtime Car Wash. Yea, THAT Jose Canseco. And this just AIN'T any car wash. Jose says you can get gas, windshields repaired, smog checks and DMV car registration services. How about an arcade for kids, gaming for adults, massage chairs, snacks and alcohol. Man, this ain't a car wash, it's a PARTY! And Jose's tag line, of course...Always a Home Run!

And naturally, gotta roll out some college football for you. Call me crazy, and many of you have, but how is it possible that Connecticut, 1-6 this season, 1-12 last season, is a big fat 10 point favorite, on the ROAD, against Massachusetts? And speaking of the road, the Huskies record away from home the last five years is a glorious 3-28. Of course, you're wondering how they did as a favorite. And that number is an ugly 0-5 since 2016. Yea, UMass is 1-6 as well, but at least the Minutemen have a win over an actual football team, Akron, while UConn's only win came against Wagner. Who? Exactly! This looks like the last chance for UMass to get a W this season, and while they might not succeed, covering the dime is certainly doable.

Also gonna drop a three team 10-point teaser. Start out in College Station and take Texas A&M from -10 points to pick’em against Mississippi State. Then grab Tulane, and bump the Green Wave up from +4 to +14 points against Navy. Close up shop with Ohio State, and drop the Buckeyes from -14 to -4 points against Wisky.

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