beavers

  • Friday, March 19, 2021

Las Vegas - Lets DANCE!!!

Oregon State had an AMAZING run through the PAC 12 tournament here in Vegas, and you know that Uncle MO had a seat on the plane to Indianapolis. The Beavers chomped through UCLA (83-79), Oregon (75-64) and Colorado (70-68). If you haven't noticed, ALL three of those teams are playing in the tournament. And if some of you were not staying up late to watch the PAC 12, lemme throw some numbers at you. OSU has come down the stretch like Secretariat at the Belmont, winning six of the last seven. However, that's not all. The Beavers have been MONEY, GOBS of money the last month and change, covering 10 of their last 11. Did I say TEN OF THE LAST ELEVEN? That works out to a 91% cover rate. Did I say NINETY ONE PERCENT? Now the kids from Corvallis are getting a snowman plus the hook. Unless we're missing something, this is gonna be my BEST BET BAABBBEEE!!!

Now, jump on the bus with me as we take a ride to TEASER CITY. Gonna throw down a two team 6-point teaser starting with Arkansas, and drop the Razorbacks from -8 to -2 points over Colgate. If Sooie Pig can't squeeze the Toothpaste Kids from upstate New York, then I'm in the wrong business. Then we'll
pair that with Utah State and bump the Aggies up from +4.5 to +10.5 points against Texas Tech. BOOK IT!!!

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