mr burns

Las Vegas - At high noon on the West Coast, we're gonna tune in to a Premier League match over in England and grab Leicester City over Crystal Palace. Leicester is sitting in the 3rd slot in the standings, and with a top four finish, they'll book a spot in the UEFA Champions League. And that's a BIG DEAL. Not only does that make you one of the best clubs in Europe, it's also worth a BOATLOAD of cash. That means the Foxes will be running at 100%, while Palace is just kinda playing out the string. The Eagles, or, Glaziers if you're really a true fan, are sitting in the middle of the EPL table. They will not be relegated and will NOT finish top four. So, what are they playing for? As Edwin Starr sang in the song 'War,' ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

You'll need to add an E to Mr. Burns, between the N and S, but you get the picture...

Back for an evening in Suds City where we'll drop anchor on Milwaukee's Corbin Burnes over the Marlins. If you have not seen Burnes' numbers, PLZ sit down. He has started four games, pitched a total of 24 innings and allowed one teeny tiny earned run. That's a 0.37 ERA. Yea, ZERO POINT THREE SEVEN! But keep sitting, PLZ. Here's the most amazing stat. In those 24 innings, he has posted 40 Ks, yea, FORTY Ks, and ask me how many walks he has issued? G'head, ask me? How about a big fat ZERO. NO BBs! STUNNING! Sorry for yelling, but MAN, that's HISTORIC! And that's why we're gonna grab the Brewers, and that's why you can BOOK IT!!!

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