super bowl tix

Las Vegas - Not shocked to see some OUTRAGEOUS ticket prices for the Super Bowl. A friend sent me an Email with an offer for an eight seat private suite with food, drinks, TVs, private restrooms, and of course, the OBLIGATORY tables & chairs. They're looking to collect $315,000. My calculator tells me that would be approximately $39,375 bones per head. I will be negotiating like crazy to bring the price down, and my first concession would be, NO tables, NO chairs. That should drop the price at least $50,000. Then we forego the private restrooms and just walk out the door of the suite to the public bathrooms like 45 feet away. Slice another $50,000. So, we're now at $215,000, or, a more doable $26,875 per head. Would have to find out if we could run with Uber Eats and bring like 10 pizzas into the suite. If so, knock off another $50,000. Then we would fight REALLY hard for BYOB. If we could bring our own bottles, gotta chop yet another $50,000 off the top. So, now we're at $115,000, or, $14,375 per ticket. Guessing there are some taxes as well as fees, and that would probably be around $15,000 and change. Take it OFF! If we get the price down to $100,000 for the entire suite, or, $12,500 per head, that's a STEAL right? Working to see if we can also COMP the hotel rooms and air fares. ANYBODY IN???

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