twinkies

Las Vegas - Not gonna call the Twins the TWINKIES anymore. Promise. Minnesota has become a regular in the postseason the last few years and deserves respect. The Twins are also riding a sweet little 4-0 run at home on opening day. And the best part is, they have their ace, Jose Berrios, on the bump. If you wanna know what an ACE looks like, check out these numbers. In his first 2021 start at Milwaukee, Berrios went six innings, did not allow an earned run and threw 12 Ks on the board. TWELVE K's!!! Man, that's a WHOLE bunch of swings & misses! Probably gonna eat some Twinkies, because yesterday was National Twinkies Day. Who knew. Got a box of the chocolate sponge cake Twinkies, and they're almost gone. If you need one, yell! So, with much respect, gimme the TWINS for the money. And you can BOOK IT!!!

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