Guys, your DREAM has come true. One of the Brothels in Nevada is looking for PAID testers to rate the girls at the "ranch." YUP, you're getting PAID to check out the menu. Of course, there are stipulations. In an article today in the N.Y. Daily News, according to Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch, "these official 'quality' control testers will not only get paid to have sex with their prostitutes but then will evaluate their performance." He is also "looking for someone who's fun, has some personality and wants to have a good time." My application is already in the mail. NOT!!!
A guy that owns the D Hotel out here in Vegas, Derek Stevens, dropped TWENTY DIMES, or $20,000 bucks, on Michigan State at 50/1 to win the NCAA title back in December. His payout if the Spartans win would be a cool MILLION. That got me to thinking about the 500/1 price on the Yankees playing the Mets in the World Series. Looking for 10 good men, or women, that would like to put up $200 each, and let it marinate for six months. That's a $2000 stake, and at 500/1, that would return, yes, one MILLION bucks. The split would be $100,000 each, which ain't too bad for a $200 investment. There's one guy I will NOT even ask. No names, but he lives on this page with me, and the letter Q is an important part of his byline. Of course, all of our business would have to be conducted in Vegas where it's LEGAL, so if you're ready for a trip to Sin City, shoot me an Email at, firstname.lastname@example.org.
Threw down two Benjamins on Stanford last night, and the Cardinal gave me a little agita when they let Old Dominion pull within 2 points late in the second half. But Stanford stopped the bleeding and went on to a 67-60 victory. Picked up $200 for the outing, and after pressing the proper buttons, the calculator says that -$195 is the current CBB figure.